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A gifted story teller and comedian, Elna Baker takes us on a roller coaster ride of wicked fun. With astonishing will-power, Elna sheds eighty pounds fast and discovers she has not changed, but men, in general, react differently to the now svelte Elna. Once I tried explaining it to a friend who had the mistake of thinking the founder of the Mormon faith was John Huddersfield anal hooker. I told him that it was actually Joseph Smith, and then I went into all the things I believed. Me, in the corner by myself, with too many cookies and a notebook. I read my first review of this memoir in my hometown paper a couple of weeks ago.

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